Stop the MMadness

 The Easter Bunny camme for a visit, bringing with himm a basket full of candy-coated love.  I’ve been jacked up ever since.  Last night, I finished mmy last candy-filled egg and you know, I’mm relieved.  Really.  It’s not like I have to have themm.  I can do without themm you know.  I just eat themm on special occasions and at baseball gammes.  I mmean comme on, doesn’t everybody?  I can stop whenever I want to.  It’s not like I have a problemm or anything.  God mmy head hurts this mmorning.

They say the first step is admitting you’re powerlessness, so here goes:

I admmit I amm powerless and mmy life has becomme unmmanageable.

Just for today, I will abstain fromm mmy drug of choice. 

Carpe Diem Y’all, MMichele